2019-07-13 22:37 ultimatum

Messages were exchanged by a vigilant squad of waifs, orphans, and disgraced lawyers. Each diligently recited The Oath Of Endurance before being handed the envelope.

2019-06-07 22:53 ultimatum

The interface was a single, glowing red dot. The housing and battery weighed just under ten pounds. For optimal use, swing the articulating arm to the south, with an eye on the Dog Star.

2019-04-08 22:35 ultimatum

Preview heuristics were radically insufficient. It spread quickly. He sat in his car, mindlessly chewing on a Yum Incorporated Deluxe Bar.

2019-03-03 23:11 ultimatum

From where they stood the judge’s cowl was brilliant–flashing with a panoply of hues as the final decision was transmitted into the aether with extravagant flourish.

2018-12-21 23:05 ultimatum

The anus of the mechanical monster seemed to be designed for standard rather than metric.

2018-10-19 00:33 ultimatum

Two fighters walked into the wide, cracked landscape. One with a fist made of unholy destruction, the other with a skull made from solid righteousness.

2018-08-31 23:00 ultimatum

Interior circulating fans stopped. The walls were sweating. Tendrils grew. Soon there was enough force to break the bars.

2018-06-23 23:05 ultimatum

Once in the Library they realized they knew none of the languages and the volumes were organized by fragrance.

2018-05-25 22:46 ultimatum

Entrance to the castle was protected by three guards, each with an insidious conundrum and predictable microaggressions.

2018-05-12 02:13 ultimatum

Groundskeepers emerged suddenly from a platform, scooping up all the orphans into a gigantic sack.

2018-04-25 01:10 ultimatum

The top layer was mostly sweat. However, the service was excellent.

2018-04-15 02:39 ultimatum

Bark had grown up around the entire complex, and he thought if he could cut it all in half he might be able to count the rings.

2017-08-30 17:00 ultimatum

Inside the garret the celebrated philosopher morosely ate a transcendental sandwich.

2017-08-06 17:00 ultimatum

The sign over the door had the word “Perpetual” written in large red letters.

2017-03-04 18:01 ultimatum

Before the race they signed the wager with a pen made of human bone. “I’m sure it’ll be fine,” he said.