2019-05-18 23:23 situation

The couple walked into a church carrying the top half of an old wooden manikin. Appearing anxious, they asked the priest for sanctuary.

2019-05-07 22:35 situation

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2018-12-20 23:05 situation

The back of the car was full of empty, discarded shells. In the trunk was a vat of melted butter.

2018-11-19 23:45 situation

A devious philosophical paradox could destroy the facility–the most promising counter-attack would be forever eliminating language from the world.

2018-10-17 22:50 situation

Nobody knew what was really under that pile of leaves. An example of exobiology. A military project. A stolen bicycle. One could wonder.

2018-09-19 22:50 situation

The new Life Management package includes a small notebook covered in pink hearts, a disposable pen, and a hammer.

2018-08-22 22:45 situation

The underside was clean enough for all of them, but navigation was a series of obscene decompositions. They elbowed one another ruthlessly.

2017-08-29 17:00 situation

The rocks spoke to him, arrogantly detailing their plans and convincing him to recite the launch codes.

2017-06-19 17:00 situation

There were reports of several high ranking military officers trapped in the demonic bouncy castle.

2017-04-19 17:00 situation

“Unscrew the bottom plate then carefully lick the wires. CUT, no, no I mean CUT.”