2019-04-01 22:35 brood ship benbrood

“The level below this one has all the good stuff – it’s time we took back what’s rightfully ours!” The mob stood in front of the Teleporter unaware that it went only to some random point in deep space.

2019-03-06 01:42 brood ship benbrood

Every sun in the system flickered. Complaints were handled by a terse, automated vacation notice.

2018-11-20 23:45 brood ship benbrood

At thirty degrees it was a flaming liquid. At ten degrees it was smooth and delicious. At zero degrees it evaporated with invective.

2018-10-15 22:50 brood ship benbrood

The docking procedure was completed with a harried desperation, the eagerness of which left the crew of both vessels slightly ashamed.

2018-10-12 22:24 brood ship benbrood

The fetus robots were designed by an interstellar slime mold that was acting purely out of spite.

2018-09-14 22:07 brood ship benbrood

The Resplendent Haflphlonk was dangerously cuddly–a two ton love muffin with a subsonic purr that melted rocket cores.

2018-08-28 23:00 brood ship benbrood

After the ship recovers from an infestation of spiders the Psychon tricks the Introvert into taking his mandated vacation on the Sex Planet.

2018-08-15 23:51 brood ship benbrood

A dozen glasses of wine later the captain explained that their mission had always been to get rid of the arms and legs.

2018-08-08 22:45 brood ship benbrood

A trough was placed in front of them, as long and as wide as their previous, beloved captain.

2018-08-01 22:55 brood ship benbrood

After one more arcsecond they pummeled the ejection mechanism, creating useless jets of steam and terse complaints by the onboard AI.

2018-07-24 02:39 brood ship benbrood

An exasperated yelp came from the bottom of the engine well, then glitter and warp power.

2018-07-22 01:32 brood ship benbrood

The Commander and the Ectomorph must transport to the surface to rescue the Introvert from an uncomfortable conversation.

2018-07-02 23:05 brood ship benbrood

Blind interstellar creatures the size of suns stumbled around the galaxy, occasionally grouping together to spawn.

2018-06-09 00:31 brood ship benbrood

Again the sanitation droids refused to follow the first officer–the devolution was humiliating.

2018-05-15 01:23 brood ship benbrood

The uniforms were a symbolic representation of a million years of evolutionary remorse. Also, a bit tight.