2019-08-17 22:35 ship

Instructions were basic. Start. Stop. Up. Down. Until recently it responded with a simple ‘OK’, but now, seemingly randomly, it responded with an unequivocal 'NO’.

2019-07-12 22:35 ship

Lights at the foot of the ship came on automatically. A thousand little things scrambled, rolled and hopped back into a perpetual, planetary darkness.

2019-05-26 23:44 ship

The rocks at the bottom were perfectly triangular, covered in a dark silver sheen. A plank was lowered, contacting with euphonic vibrato.

2019-05-09 22:35 ship

The expedition purchased specially designed undergarments at great expense. The benefits in that environment would be obvious, the professor claimed.

2019-04-01 22:35 ship

“The level below this one has all the good stuff – it’s time we took back what’s rightfully ours!” The mob stood in front of the Teleporter unaware that it went only to some random point in deep space.

2019-03-06 01:42 ship

Every sun in the system flickered. Complaints were handled by a terse, automated vacation notice.

2018-11-20 23:45 ship

At thirty degrees it was a flaming liquid. At ten degrees it was smooth and delicious. At zero degrees it evaporated with invective.

2018-10-15 22:50 ship

The docking procedure was completed with a harried desperation, the eagerness of which left the crew of both vessels slightly ashamed.

2018-10-12 22:24 ship

The fetus robots were designed by an interstellar slime mold that was acting purely out of spite.

2018-09-14 22:07 ship

The Resplendent Haflphlonk was dangerously cuddly–a two ton love muffin with a subsonic purr that melted rocket cores.

2018-08-28 23:00 ship

After the ship recovers from an infestation of spiders the Psychon tricks the Introvert into taking his mandated vacation on the Sex Planet.

2018-08-15 23:51 ship

A dozen glasses of wine later the captain explained that their mission had always been to get rid of the arms and legs.

2018-08-08 22:45 ship

A trough was placed in front of them, as long and as wide as their previous, beloved captain.

2018-08-01 22:55 ship

After one more arcsecond they pummeled the ejection mechanism, creating useless jets of steam and terse complaints by the onboard AI.

2018-07-24 02:39 ship

An exasperated yelp came from the bottom of the engine well, then glitter and warp power.