pilot

2019-03-08 02:23 pilot

A single dissonant chord deployed a fleet of annihilators who split the world above this one clean in half.

2017-12-09 16:00 pilot

She waited until the stewardess had passed her seat then she removed the small mucous green orb from her purse. She chuckled slightly.

2017-10-12 16:30 pilot

“When flying to Mars be sure to check out the large selection of mental dispersants.”

2017-08-24 17:00 pilot

After the captain announced the emergency landing he proudly offered one last round of snacks.

2017-07-26 17:01 pilot

Along with the telemetry, several of the displays began flashing wants and needs.

2017-06-10 16:01 pilot

All the bolts had mysteriously fallen out. The pilot sighed, stood, and put on his parachute.

2017-01-25 17:01 pilot

Banking left, the plane’s landing gear descended early, even though they were still over an expanse that looked like burnt marshmallow.

2016-08-23 21:01 pilot

The smoke filled the cabin. It smelled like burning crayons. They clutched the wooden figurine.

2016-08-17 00:01 pilot

There were no buttons or dials. More of a web-like substance that clotted.

2016-06-21 16:03 pilot

What they didn’t know was that the pilot was already gone.