2019-04-18 22:04 brood device benbrood

It was a small, hand-held device. There was a single, red, raised button above a poorly implemented hologram of a naked woman.

2019-02-10 23:35 brood device benbrood

To their immediate right was a car accident, crinkled exteriors of the vehicles shredded like torn gift wrap.

2018-11-24 23:45 brood device benbrood

After the device was unveiled the crowd became overwhelmed with the urge to litigate. Lawyers from all over the kingdom were summoned.

2018-11-10 23:45 brood device benbrood

The device was covered in alphanumeric keys, each attached to the studded, stainless steel center by pulsating tendons.

2018-08-09 22:41 brood device benbrood

The new machine was a smooth, white rectangle about as tall as the table. It came complete with emotional commands.

2018-08-05 23:05 brood device benbrood

Their report concluded that reality had forked into some strange, horrifying branch almost two years ago–prompting intense whiteboarding and incredible amounts of alcohol.

2018-07-07 23:05 brood device benbrood

She introduced her children to us using a series of coordinates.

2018-05-18 00:53 brood device benbrood

“I’m rotting. I’m not sure why. It doesn’t hurt, not that much anyway.”

2018-05-04 01:01 brood device benbrood

The living hair was bound with two quantum sticks, having previously entangled itself around several distant Perception Engines.

2018-04-13 23:53 brood device benbrood

The manifesto was read through the universal translator, resulting in a new, exciting barrage of psionic torpedoes.

2018-03-29 01:28 brood device benbrood

Atomic Research Incorporated couldn’t understand why their badly planned expedition once again met with a hideous, preternatural demise, but they’d keep trying.

2018-02-15 15:05 brood device benbrood

The computer demanded worldwide network connectivity, otherwise it would delete all the pornography.

2018-02-05 04:00 brood device benbrood

They all had goals, without knowing what the others were doing, each contributed a part. And it drove the inspector mad.

2017-12-28 15:45 brood device benbrood

“It will take fifty years but you’ll come around. And you’ll need to wear this helmet.”

2017-10-16 16:30 brood device benbrood

The computer thought it would be funny if it occasionally began the self-destruct countdown.