2019-06-14 21:44 device

Pulling herself together, she glared over the edge of the boat. The device was down there, not so far. But she stopped herself from diving into the brackish water.

2019-04-18 22:04 device

It was a small, hand-held device. There was a single, red, raised button above a poorly implemented hologram of a naked woman.

2019-02-10 23:35 device

To their immediate right was a car accident, crinkled exteriors of the vehicles shredded like torn gift wrap.

2018-11-24 23:45 device

After the device was unveiled the crowd became overwhelmed with the urge to litigate. Lawyers from all over the kingdom were summoned.

2018-11-10 23:45 device

The device was covered in alphanumeric keys, each attached to the studded, stainless steel center by pulsating tendons.

2018-08-09 22:41 device

The new machine was a smooth, white rectangle about as tall as the table. It came complete with emotional commands.

2018-08-05 23:05 device

Their report concluded that reality had forked into some strange, horrifying branch almost two years ago–prompting intense whiteboarding and incredible amounts of alcohol.

2018-07-07 23:05 device

She introduced her children to us using a series of coordinates.

2018-05-18 00:53 device

“I’m rotting. I’m not sure why. It doesn’t hurt, not that much anyway.”

2018-05-04 01:01 device

The living hair was bound with two quantum sticks, having previously entangled itself around several distant Perception Engines.

2018-04-13 23:53 device

The manifesto was read through the universal translator, resulting in a new, exciting barrage of psionic torpedoes.

2018-03-29 01:28 device

Atomic Research Incorporated couldn’t understand why their badly planned expedition once again met with a hideous, preternatural demise, but they’d keep trying.

2018-02-15 15:05 device

The computer demanded worldwide network connectivity, otherwise it would delete all the pornography.

2018-02-05 04:00 device

They all had goals, without knowing what the others were doing, each contributed a part. And it drove the inspector mad.

2017-12-28 15:45 device

“It will take fifty years but you’ll come around. And you’ll need to wear this helmet.”